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I mean like what happens to a spider that gets
bitten by a radioactive human*? Admittedly it would
have to be a smallish human and quite a large
spider to survive the event.
Would the spider lose 4 legs turn into a mild
mannered reporter, only to emerge at night
as Manspider and go beat
the crap out of people
with an enormous rolled up newspaper.
* I blame the bananas.
||Manbat: a fruit bat who dresses up in a little human costume and drives around in his manmobile, a flesh-coloured, scale-model of a Lincoln Futura that has various prosthetic human appendages superglued on to its exterior.
||The Black Lagoon from the Creature.