Investment Banker Remote Session Ouija Board

This multi-party Remote Session Ouija Board uses the highest speed data transmission known to man, whatever that may be these days, to send and receive 2 motor X Y axis coordinate torque inputs and resistance outputs to suggest certain market activities over an assortment of investment opportunities, as-displayed on a largish horizontal screen. The senior leaders at your investment banker senior partners at Dewey, Cheatim, and Howe each have their own input boards which collectively determine the fate of the Ouija board pointing stick.

As a *feature,* senior investment partner motor input torques have a gain setting, so that they have slightly more influence than the junior partners as to which way the needle falls.

As another *feature,* a random number generator has some small input, with its gain setting also controlled by a biased number generator, so that every once in awhile, it takes almost total control over where the stick falls.