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This multi-party Remote Session Ouija Board uses the
highest speed data transmission known to man, whatever
that may be these days, to send and receive 2 motor X Y
axis coordinate torque inputs and resistance outputs to
suggest certain market activities over an assortment of
as-displayed on a largish
horizontal screen. The senior leaders at your investment
banker senior partners at Dewey, Cheatim, and Howe each
have their own input boards which collectively determine
the fate of the Ouija board pointing stick.
As a *feature,* senior investment partner motor input
torques have a gain setting, so that they have slightly more
influence than the junior partners as to which way the
As another *feature,* a random number generator has
some small input, with its gain setting also controlled by a
biased number generator, so that every once in awhile, it
takes almost total control over where the stick falls.
One of many pickers
Random Stock Picker [popbottle, Feb 03 2016]
3d crystal ball glasses
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 04 2016]
||Where are the customers yachts? Erh I mean Ouija boards ?