Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Jaws: The breakfast cereal

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Breakfast cereal in the shapes of Great White Sharks and Attractive Female Swimmers. The shark shape is made just buoyant enough so that it floats with the dorsal fin sticking out of the milk. The swimmer has a strawberry jam centre which stains the milk red when bitten into.
hippo, Feb 05 2007

Deep Sea Crunch http://cgi.ebay.com...19079QQcmdZViewItem
[skinflaps, Feb 05 2007]

Ha Heh, We're going to need a bigger bowl. http://s68.photobuc...rent=jawsflakes.jpg
cracks me up. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Feb 07 2007]


       Needs a Quinn Weetabix boat.
skinflaps, Feb 05 2007

       Geez, what does it take to get kids to eat these days.
phundug, Feb 05 2007

       "a strawberry jam centre which stains the milk red when bitten into" - only in the kid's mouth. The swimmers should stain the milk red, period(/full stop).
DrCurry, Feb 05 2007

       //swimmers should stain the milk red, period//   

       [DrCurry], please.
theleopard, Feb 05 2007

       You're confusing this with [benfrost]'s "Carrie: The breakfast cereal"
hippo, Feb 05 2007

       //You're confusing this with [benfrost]'s "Carrie: The breakfast cereal"//   

       Are those the ones with little people with the soda-filled heads? So when the milk penetrates the sugar coating, their heads explode?
Veho, Feb 05 2007

       //So when the milk penetrates the sugar coating, their heads explode?//   

       Nope that'd be Scanners cereal.   


       Oh, and linky.   

       //Oh, and linky.//   

       Nice one, needs Quinn.
skinflaps, Feb 07 2007

       "She's got three barrels in 'er!"
Mr Burns, Feb 07 2007

       Carrie: The Cup-O-Soup. Warm, red, with a little string dangling over the edge of the mug. Served with dirty pillows.
benfrost, Feb 11 2007

       "we're gonna need a bigger spoon!"
Arcanus, Nov 18 2008

       Not sure it's worthy of its own idea, so I'll park it here as an annotation: "Don't Look Now: The Breakfast Cereal - sweet, red, tasty-looking pieces of cereal float in your milk, however their underside, once you manage to turn one over to look at it, appears to be maggot-ridden and evil."
hippo, Mar 01 2009


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