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Joke Door

 An intercom, recorder and speaker with three logical responses.
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Visitor : "Knock, Knock"

Door : "Who's there?"

Visitor : "John."

Door : "John who"?

Visitor : "John Smith... I'm a friend of Joe's."

Door : "That was a stupid fucking joke if I ever heard one! Fucking moron!"

—cuckoointherye, Jan 27 2005

Knock Knocker Knock_20Knocker
t'other way around [FarmerJohn, Jan 28 2005]

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       Pretty damn funny.
—Machiavelli, Jan 27 2005
   

       A door that plays a knock-knock jock in response to a knock? And perhaps incorporates interactive responses?   

       This maybe the best idea I heard this year (granted we're still in January). Cuckoo, you should delete this from here and patent it+
—theircompetitor, Jan 28 2005
   

       This could be made into a small battery powered box with a door knocker attached (or doorbell, for the non-purists). Mount on door (or frame) and wait.
—Worldgineer, Jan 28 2005
   

       That's great. Yes. Love it. [+]
—Mustardface, Jan 28 2005
   

       But what if the guy's first name is Wooden Shoe, and his last name is Liketoknow? Would the door get the joke?
—robinism, Jan 28 2005
   

       Its still a stupid joke.
—cuckoointherye, Jan 28 2005
   

       Mr Dunup.
—calum, Jan 28 2005
   

       "All the doors in this idea have a cheerfull and sunny disposition. It is their pleasure to open for you, and their satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a joke well told. Hummmmmmmmmyummmmmmmm ah!"
—zeno, Jan 28 2005
   

       Mr Dunup who?
—salachair, Jan 28 2005
   

       <sniggers behind hand>
—calum, Jan 28 2005
   

       Oh god.
—Detly, Jan 28 2005
   

       <tee hee>Better clean it up then! [salachair]</tee hee>
—zen_tom, Jan 28 2005
   

       //Mr Dunup who?//   

       <flashbacks to 3rd grade> Dicky, is that you?
—Machiavelli, Jan 28 2005
   

       Dave's not here. And cue tumbleweed...
—jaksplat, Jan 29 2005
   

       Ferris Bueller did that and Mr. Rooney fell for it.
—Jscotty, Oct 26 2006
   
      
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