h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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//to determine whether it is red or green requires
something that feels like preparing for a test in a
class you are not doing well in// |
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I would not want to suggest for a moment that there
may be something seriously wrong with you, but
there may be something seriously wrong with you. |
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or, to quote the taglines |
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"I didn't say you were _onto_ something ..." |
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Next Up: Anatomically Correct Silverware |
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Sex rears it's ugly head. Ladies to the left. Gents to the right. or is the other way round ? look at pants racks to know for sure. |
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I used to have trouble with left and right when I was contra dancing.
(Like square dancing or English country dances.) So I got a tennis
sweatband/wristband and put it on my left wrist. |
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I suggest you get all hipster with a big wristwatch, and pick a side. |
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Many of my shirts only have a pocket on my left. |
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My trousers often have that little watch pocket only on the right, so I
keep my little Swiss Army knife in there. |
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I carry my clip knife or an inkpen (depending on the job and day) on
my right hip pocket. |
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I sometimes just thump, tap, or rest my hand on any of those,
thinking left or right as appropriate, just to remind myself. |
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