Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Leveling the border wall

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At the really easy bits of border, it's is a 300ft steel wall cercopithecoid-ed by enraged baboons with mini-guns.

At the most inhospitable bits of the border,due to lack of water etc it's just some inexpertly laid crazy paving.

not_morrison_rm, Jan 17 2019

Morphine (the band) Sharks (patrol these waters) https://www.youtube...watch?v=PUaWBjxlc5Q
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       With some of those 3d chalk art 'pits.'
RayfordSteele, Jan 17 2019

       //3d chalk art 'pits.   

       Could be squire, could be.   

       Working in tandem with cutout pics of sharks on long bits of thin wire, moving randomly {inexpertly cues in Morphine "Sharks" Link }
not_morrison_rm, Jan 17 2019

       What if the baboons aren't angry enough?
pertinax, Jan 17 2019

       Psst.... Leveling needs another 'l'
xenzag, Jan 17 2019

       I'm using 'cercopithecoid' next time I play hangman.   

       //What if the baboons aren't angry enough?   

       It's self solving problem, if people try to throw bananas to the cercopithecoids as a bribe, the bananas will not make it to 300ft and fall back down, which will enrage...
not_morrison_rm, Jan 18 2019

       Or we could show them clips of 'Eldorado' and 'Barney and Friends.' One of the benefits of our current administration is its relaxed rules on what counts as cruel torture.
RayfordSteele, Jan 18 2019


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