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Keep changing the maps and altering the satellite images
to show the progress of The Wall, except there is no
Post regular construction news bulletins that show the
steady unrelenting development of The Wall traversing
stories and stage scenes of mass arrests
of people trying
climb over it along with the statistics of those who
in the unforgiving land that confronts anyone attempting
to even reach The Wall.
There is no need to build a wall. If enough people
The Wall is there, then The Wall is there. Why worry
a real wall when you can have a virtual one doing its job
costing next to nothing? Now everyone is happy.
Oh my God they've autotune him...
Unrelated but hilarious anyway. [RayfordSteele, Jan 17 2019]
||What a grand idea. A few of Trumps family members could
just go about doing what you have suggested, behind his fat
ass, and he'd believe them, cause they are his family.
||Then, because he's so lazy and too slothlike to actually go
and check to be sure if it was true or not when he saw
those screenshots of mile after (pretend) mile of wall, he
would be the happiest president ever.
||AND HE'D REOPEN THE GOVERNMENT AND GET THINGS
||It would be a great idea for emperors who need their vassals
to believe walls work.
||I'll make a deal with him. I'd be willing to allow him
his wall if he were to resign and go live on the other
side of it.
||It would be a boost to the mime economy having them
doing the "invisible wall" bit every 30 metres or so.