Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Light Bars

targeted light, affecting alcohol consumption.
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The pub lighting system that fools people into thinking they are more pissed than they are. The pub can sell rubbishy low alcohol beers and spirits and the like but the punters get totally smashed and can even drive home. no bother. I envisage my global chain could be called "pissed on a penny pubs" or "under the table but under the limit lounges" "Crap Boozer"
leggless, Jul 10 2000


       How about calibrated lighting that makes people thirstier or more depressed? Or lighting that reduces the effects of seasonal affective disorder?
naveline, Jul 15 2000

       Why not just give everyone Beer Goggles at the door?
rmutt, Jul 22 2000

       Because they sell them at the bar...
StarChaser, Aug 17 2000

       or you could make everything crooked.
k10, Dec 01 2000

       ..or you could just turn out all the lights..
Pretoria, Jan 10 2002


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