Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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I never imagined it would be edible.

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business cards when you offer when you want to be left alone
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A range of business cards guaranteed to deter persistent salespersons. On meeting such an individual, you quickly don a latex glove, before reaching into your wallet to extend your Like-a-Card, which you carefully drop, using a pair of tweezers into a sealable plastic envelop.

Cards would have fictitious company names and operative descriptions that fall into two broad camps: The scary - e.g. Ebola Leakage Management Inc. (Handling Control), or Toxic Animal Rendering (Equipment Cleaner), and the surrealist - e.g. Exhumations Strippa Theme (Dancer) or Hairy Elbow Wrangler. If this does not get rid of them, then they actually deserve your attention.

xenzag, Dec 19 2005


       Crafty self-defence for the yuppie. I like it. [+]
Honduras, Dec 19 2005

       Effort Syndrome Personal Sports Trainer   

       Smoking Dept.
skinflaps, Dec 19 2005

       Spurious cards with fictional information have long been marketed as novelty items, or to dissuade would-be suitors in singles bars.   

       I totally fail to see why they would deter salespeople.
DrCurry, Dec 19 2005


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