Based on the proven fact that house cats eat their
owners when they die if nobody else shows up to feed
them, usually within the next 24 hours. Cats arent
But just because your cats are going to eat you when you
reason why the litter box containing your remains
place of dignity.
The "Rest-In-Peace Litter-Box" (tm) features a beautiful
with your name carved on it so you'll be remembered. At
least you would be if your cats could read.
For a fancier resting place, we offer the enclosed litter
mausoleum. Give your cats some privacy as they lay