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Your Dead Body Shaped Cat Food Dish

Get them used to how they'll be eating when you're not alive to feed them any more.
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When you die, your cat (or cats) will eat you. Yes, your final resting place will be a litter box. (see link)

So why deny the inevitable? Remucon Novelty Corpse Shaped Pet Food Bowls LTD announces our latest, the customized, "You Dead" cat food training dish.

Send in your picture, we'll send you a 3D likeness of your dead body lying on its back with comic strip style Xs for eyes, and the torso hollowed out for you to put your cat's (current) favorite food in.

Train them for that big day when your little kittles sees the meowing isn't getting them dinner like it usually does, then realizes that the person who's always brought them dinner, has now ironically become dinner.

Hey, face it, your little snookums will have absolutely no problem eating you when you die so why should you?

Order now and get a free cat collar dinner bib with a picture of your face on it!

doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2021

Dinnertime Cuddles! https://www.wired.c...at-eat-your-corpse/
[doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2021]

We've even re-written the classic commercial tune! (Sung to the tune of "Meow meow meow meow" Meow Mix commercial.) https://www.youtube...watch?v=LTunhRVyREU
"I will eat you 'cause your dead now, you're delicious yummy cat chow, this parts crunchy this parts chewey, some parts are a little gooey, thank you for your final wish to be your kitty's favorite dish!" [doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2021, last modified Apr 13 2021]

"Oh Cuddles, you've come to be with me in my final moments!" https://media.istoc...picture-id679600024
[doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2021, last modified Jun 04 2022]

Not exactly Piglet from Winnie The Poo. https://images.app....l/BaM1ucfE1Hu5SCfn8
[doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2021]


       Nice... and then you can always fill an urn with kitty litter for when they eventually knock your remains off the mantle.   

       //just because animals will eat part of a corpse does not mean that they will eat you when you're alive.”//   

       So they'll kill me first? That's...comforting...
Voice, Apr 13 2021

       "Oh Cuddles, you've come to be with me in my final moments!". (link)
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2021

       Not pigs. They'll eat you alive, if you're seriously injured in their enclosure, and there's no-one around to help you. At least, that's what I've heard.
pertinax, Apr 13 2021

       Yes, I've heard that too. Let's remember where we got pigs from. (link)
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2021

       No I appreciate that. We all have to do our parts to stand in for the 8th-meister as best we can.   

       I'd like to think he would have liked this one.
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2021


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