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Living Lounge Refinery is a miniature refinery you install in
your own home to cater for all your petrochemical needs.
Made especially for the extra hungry requirements of the
multiple car owner. Living Lounge Refinery has many
advantages and valuable lessons to impart to its owners. The
of global warming would quickly become obvious on
commissioning the refinery as a noxious cloud quietly begins
to obscure the ceiling. Inevitable spillages, the ever present
risk of conflagrations and explosions, along with a persistent
smell of various petroleum products, could be a bit of a
nuisance, however your Living Lounge Refinery outweighs all
of these by its numerous benefits. Refining your own petrol
fun, educational and of course cheap. Living Lounge
perpetually burning flares, and flickering gauges provide a
cheery focal point for family evenings, and of course there
are numerous products for the hired help to decant, bottle
up, and you to sell.
A word of caution - Living Lounge Refinery requires a long
term commitment as extra bits will constantly need to be
added on, especially more tubing and clumps of valves to
control them, along with additional tanks, towers and
connecting gantries, because a Lounge Refinery is a project
that must grow to survive.
Not to be confused with: Lounge Lizards / Refined Living
||Suggest category Other: Energy: Fossil Fuel.
||thanks - shall I put one on hold for you?
||You could keep a hundred small meth/steam engines roaming about the house.
||Thanks - I like that notion - they could be connected
directly to a central fuel supply by flexible hoses and
operated by remote control to steam roll the carpet,
drag the tv around, or bulldoze piles of bread crumbs
about.... it's a whole other idea - pick up a bun on the
||Also available, an expansion pack of garden gnomes with angry faces and placards. Arrange mob-fashion on your driveway for that authentic refinery touch.