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Lunar Tattoo

have the Moon tattooed on your head
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To celebrate the first moon landings, shave your head and have one of Nasa's famous detailed black and white images of the moon tattooed on the resulting curved expanse of bare skin.

The more adventurous can have a miniature docking station orbiting their lunar artwork. This is acheived via a sucker (containing a tiny motor) that sticks to the top of the head. An almost invisible wire tethers the orbitor and ensures it rotates at a suitable speed and distance from the lunar surface.

A microscopic replica Apollo 11 lunar lander attached to the head completes the celebration.

Delux version features lighting up module that also emits celestial bleeping sounds.

xenzag, Jul 13 2019

Nasa Moon Pic https://www.federal...to-learn-about-moon
resulting tattoo looks like this image [xenzag, Jul 13 2019]


       <Obligatory Obi Wan Kenobi quote>   

       " That's no moon…it's a space station. "   

       < Obligatory Obi Wan Kenobi quote/>
8th of 7, Jul 13 2019

       Most people have dents and bumps on their skulls. It should be possible to rotate the image so that they line up with lunar topographic features.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 13 2019

       Nice camouflage for aging, if I make it to eighty.
wjt, Jul 14 2019

       Step One: Find a sucker...
AusCan531, Jul 14 2019

       Ha. That's easy. I have a drawer full of them.
xenzag, Jul 14 2019

       Step one: Replace skull cap with hollow titanium shell...   

       To gain an impression of the likely appearance of the tattoo, a kippah printed with a lunar image could be worn.
8th of 7, Jul 15 2019

       How about an OLED display toque or similar hat?
notexactly, Jul 22 2019

       My bald spot is a hoax.
sninctown, Jul 27 2019


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