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Microwaveable b**p***s

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For the more idle amongst us..

A b**p*** that has a water-reservoir in a non-metallic but temperature resistant nantoka, that heats up into steam and saves the masochism of inflating the damn thing and gives the added bonus of more sadism in the form of steam burns* to go with the ear-rending rendition of .....doesn't really matter what, does it?

*Not to be confused with Robbie**

** Or McGonagall.

not_morrison_rm, Oct 24 2014

WG (apparently) reading first bit of The Peripheral http://www.nypl.org...ideo/william-gibson
...does he need to prove he can read...but somewhere about 1 hr 10 so hardly worth it [not_morrison_rm, Oct 26 2014, last modified Oct 27 2014]

christmass tree or b**p**** http://www.manners....aan-voor-kerstboom/
At least it is inflatable for easier fit, in microwave [zeno, Oct 26 2014]

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       Bat penis?
theleopard, Oct 24 2014

tatterdemalion, Oct 24 2014

theleopard, Oct 24 2014

       Big Piles of Shite?
xandram, Oct 24 2014

       Bat penis Bumpoke,...sure I've seen that in one of them DVD catalogues that promises "...discrete, plain wrapper delivery..."   

       Me old mate Katya, her claim to fame was third Russian hooker on the left in a James Bond film, but that scene got cut in the end. Typical.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 24 2014


       "… my sister Natalya — the fourth- best prostitute in Kazakhstan …"   


       Could there be an option to fill the thing with a volatile hydrocarbon fuel … ?
8th of 7, Oct 24 2014

       I feel I should have pointed out she was working as an extra and it was fictional...   

       // hydrocarbon fuel   

       Well, lard spings to mind, but you're not going to get the same head of steam.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 24 2014

       Expat disconnect...Cameron does something stupid, I'm 8000 miles away from it, local politician does something stupid, not my country..not sure it's a great perspective.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 25 2014

       //counted in economic indicators//   

       Yes - I noticed that too. The implied assumption is that a country where sexual relationships are monetized is ipso facto better off than a country where they're not. It makes a good example of what's wrong with the whole GDP concept.
pertinax, Oct 26 2014

       nantoka nantoka ga betsu ni... sa! amari, desho   

       (ka mo shiran yo)
lurch, Oct 26 2014

       Why is it that William Gibson doesn't look anything like William Gibson? It is perplexing. Reading first bit of new book. Link.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 26 2014

       Hang on hang on hang on, wait, stop everything.   

       Is [zeno] right with his link? Because if he is, how in the hell are you people spelling? Surely that should be b***p***s, if those were the specific letters you wanted to include. Or are they called "bum plugs" in America? What's rude about the word "plugs" anyway? Aren't we being a little prudish? Besides, I think general convention is to spell it with two words, so, really, it should b*** plugs, seeing as the plug bit is hardly rude.   

       If we're going to needlessly censor letters, can we at least get the number of asterisks right so we know what the hell people are talking about?   

       For God's sake, you made me say "BAT PENIS".
theleopard, Oct 27 2014

       But no one forced you to say it in upper case....took us 3 hours to get the cat down from the tree. Maybe having 8th hanging around with that wood chipper with bits of fish glued to the intake didn't help.   

       I was going to query the spelling of those insertable items, but this could lead to a * cascade..   

       So, let's just cut to the chase...   


       So every time I say that, you all know what I mean...problem solved.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 27 2014


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