Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Musical bedframe reverberation flatulence dormitory

Nocturnal symphonies by gangs of recumbent petomanes.
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There are eighty-four bed frames, each containing springs tuned to an exact note. In each bed lies a flatulent artist. In coordinated fashion, they fart in a particular order to produce a tune through causing the bedsprings to reverberate in their respective notes, creating a choreographed echoing symphony of twanging springs through breaking wind with expert timing.
nineteenthly, Mar 07 2008


       I'd like to be the first to say "wind instruments" to forestall a blast of bad puns.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2008

       Likewise "bum note".
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 07 2008

normzone, Mar 07 2008

       insert billy connely's "wanking" bit here for a scentless version.
copycat042, Mar 07 2008


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