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HELP! Another housemite is trapped between the wall and the dyson! AAAGH! Quick, someone call MIGHTY MITE MAN! (cue superhero music) "Never fear, poor mite, because Mighty Mite Man is here." he booms. And then, a ferocious battle begins, between the world's famous mite-saving man, and... The Dyson.
Then, once he's won, everyone's happy, the end.
I do love fairy stories, don't you?
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||bud, I'm afraid you're right. No one cares about the dust mites.
||i know.... the fateful truth.