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Moore Slaw

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A mixture of sliced raw cabbage, carrot and onion in a rich, creamy mayonnaise-like sauce.

Every two years the pack size doubles, but the price stays the same.

8th of 7, Nov 13 2016

Coleslaw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleslaw
Tasty [8th of 7, Nov 13 2016]

Moore's Law https://en.wikipedi.../wiki/Moore%27s_law
Still valid. [8th of 7, Nov 13 2016]

Moor slaw http://shrinkingkit...law.jpg-600x400.jpg
I was only kidding, but predicatably, it does exist. [not_morrison_rm, Nov 14 2016]

Roger Moore, Attorney at Law http://rmoorelaw.com
Moore's Law. Well, you have to retire from MI6 sometime... [RayfordSteele, Nov 14 2016]


       Ok, I bid one river Chorna, which is a (assuming the Russians don't change the name of the province) Crimea river.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 13 2016

       Please, no lame puns here ...
8th of 7, Nov 13 2016

       Oh, I thought you were talking about Moor slaw, goes well with couscous.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 13 2016

       //Please, no lame puns here ...//   

       Puns are like farts - you appreciate your own more than other people's.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 14 2016

       And they should be done with great care after eating spicy food.
hippo, Nov 14 2016

       [marked-for-deletion] made for the pun
Voice, Nov 14 2016

       No, it's a real product, honestly ... it's just not available in the shops ...
8th of 7, Nov 14 2016

       "The Sky at Night..(Patrick)Moore presented every monthly episode except for one in July 2004 when he suffered a near-fatal bout of food poisoning caused by eating a contaminated goose egg."   

       Obviously it was while working on his own Moore Slaw recipe.   

       And howcome no one's mentioned the cold war War Slaw pact, the elephant in the room. Of course if it was quite a big room,a small elephant and lots of big potted plants..
not_morrison_rm, Nov 14 2016

       Or, the elephant house at the zoo.
pocmloc, Nov 14 2016

       Moore's law revisited: if you kill one Islamic terrorist, do they just grow exponentially?
RayfordSteele, Nov 14 2016

       Oh sure, I have a big grin on my face right now because I thought this was hilarious, but isn't it also not allowed on the .5b unless you say how it actually works? like coppicing a gigantic findhorn perennial cabbage?   

       or being moderate, possibly growing a new edible lichen?
beanangel, Nov 14 2016

       //Every two years the pack size doubles// sp. More slaw
pocmloc, Nov 14 2016

       I tried making some Murphy Slaw, but everything kept going wrong.
not_only_but_also, Nov 14 2016

       That's usually how it goes.   

       // unless you say how it actually works? //   

       A bigger container. What part of "bigger" don't you understand ?
8th of 7, Nov 14 2016

       Sure the pack gets bigger, but does the content get bigger?
not_morrison_rm, Nov 14 2016

       Chucked a bucket of Ohm slaw at a neighbours house once... got charged with van de graaffiti.   

       I got discharged on technical grounds due to potential resistance of criminal system capacity or some-such, and I'm not quite positive that it wasn't a not entirely a negative experience.   

       On the other hand, how do you tell whether the pack gets bigger, or the rest of the universe gets smaller?
pocmloc, Nov 17 2016

       Ahh..the Dark Slaw conundrum...it makes up most of the mass of the universe...
not_morrison_rm, Nov 17 2016


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