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Mushroom Caps

cranial shroomscape.
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Baldness, natural or artificially-induced, has always been a fashion statement in itself, but there's not much you could do with it.

Until now.

Adhesive bases allow for quite a cranial feng shui using life-sized foam-rubber fungi: anything from a solitary toadstool to a multi-variety bouquet.

FlyingToaster, Mar 09 2013


       Well, there's a hell of a difference in fashion statements between psilocybin and shitaki...
normzone, Mar 09 2013

       Bicycle helmets.
pocmloc, Mar 09 2013

       Would this not look like the glans (or tip) of my favorite organ, perched atop the head?
Grogster, Mar 09 2013

po, Mar 09 2013

       I have no use for this, but I love the idea. A bald head has always seemed to be a blank canvas, waiting for a masterpiece. The idea of mushrooms would allow for a single, large cap with gills, a large cap, gills and a stalk to raise it above the head or a garden of smaller mushrooms covering all. [+]
Klaatu, Mar 09 2013

       // A bald head has always seemed to be a blank canvas, waiting for// advertising.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 09 2013

       [21Quest} The post is about sticking fake mushrooms onto bald spots in interesting patterns, not floppy knitted hats.   

       Go to the store or a nearby field and choose some mushrooms. Remove head hair by applying a sharp razor or open flame. Glue a few mushrooms to the top of your head. Report back.
FlyingToaster, Mar 10 2013

       One word: Morels. Yum. +
blissmiss, Mar 10 2013

       I have a cousin who is a mushroom head, but we don't like to talk about her much.   

       I think I'd worry attracting Italian plumbers attempting to jump on my head.
RayfordSteele, Mar 11 2013

       Hmm, thankyou but my fault: the post left plenty of room for the One Large Mushroom interpretation... and a quick reperusal of the annos shows plenty of support for that.   

       You could use a giant mushroom from a species of giant mushrooms of course, though the attachment point would be the stalk.   

       More like flower-arrangements with reusable foam mushrooms on a medium-sized rock instead of flowers in a vase.   

       (explanatory paragraph in the works)
FlyingToaster, Mar 11 2013

       + OK, it's weird enough to be halfbaked, but I really dislike the pun.
xandram, Mar 11 2013

       There's something green and slimy growing behind my ears - does that count...?
DrCurry, Mar 11 2013


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