Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Mushroom cloud umbrella

Duck and cover
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An umbrella with a shaped and textured fabric or plastic cover printed to look like the mushroom cloud from a nuclear weapon detonation.

LEDs within the canopy simulate a flickering purplish-blue radioactive glow.

A lightweight collapsible fabric tube around the shaft provides the "stem" of the "mushroom".

Optional dye packs around the outer edge of the canopy produce realistic "black rain" fallout.

Handle is prominently marked "MADE IN THE USA".

Not recommended for use in Japan during the first days of August.

8th of 7, Apr 17 2015


       This is already in bad enough taste. Is the reign dance really necessary?   

       Bad taste ? Shirley not ....   

       A trifle ironical, perhaps ...?
8th of 7, Apr 18 2015

       Any large explosion will make a mushroom cloud. As for the idea, as 2fries said it's in very poor taste. [+]
Voice, Apr 19 2015

       Accessorise with a gas mask.
wjt, Apr 19 2015

       ... and a dosimiter ...
8th of 7, Apr 19 2015

       ... and, obviously, a Geiger counter.
Voice, Apr 19 2015

       <Timely churn/>
8th of 7, Aug 05 2020


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