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Customer: “I’m not sure about having mini-angle grinders moving closer and closer to my feet. I assume it’s passed all sorts of rigorous safety checks?”
Salesman: “Well that’s a completely rational thing to assume. All our products have been tested for safety” |
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... and none of them have come to any harm. |
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It turns out they're surprisingly easy to clean, too. |
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Customers or safety records? |
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Not going anywhere near it. Revise the entry from a personal hygiene device to a weapon, where it belongs. |
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A curved metal plate might tuck in above the toe but below the nail to serve as a barrier, such that the grinder cannot contact the toe. |
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