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Negative Gifts

for someone you don't like
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It''s pretty simple, if you really hate someone and not giving them a gift doesn't represent how much you hate them you should give them a negative gift, in the spirt of the christmas omni-prison.

A negative gift could be something like a punch in the arm to a flat tire. but you have to make it christmas-y.

SystemAdmin, Dec 15 2003

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       A festive chocolate-covered hand-grenade? A tratitional globe-shaped tree ornament containing a neutron bomb? Arsenic-laced brandy butter?
phlogiston, Dec 15 2003

       Is coal too fancy?
Laughs Last, Dec 15 2003

       Just steal something from them.
lostdog, Dec 16 2003

       Funny [lostdog]. To make it "christmas-y" you should steal a present they have already been given.
dobtabulous, Dec 16 2003

       Hmmm. Sounds mean. (-). How 'bout if you spend the time/money on a more charitable venture. "Hate" and "Christmas" don't belong in the same sentence, really.
lintkeeper2, Dec 16 2003

       Why don't we have any (un)holidays devoted to un-giving? Strange.
phundug, Dec 16 2003

       What about April Fools Day?
kropotkin, Dec 16 2003

       This is in the evil category for a reason.....   

       //"Hate" and "Christmas" don't belong in the same //   

       What if you're not Christain and you are bombarded for more than a month every year my a foreign religion.
SystemAdmin, Dec 16 2003

       Well, then what about all of us athiests that don't choose to complain about the holiday bombardment? I might not be a religous kinda guy, but its not killing me to see that ... and I'm sure other religions, not just Christianity does this, however at other times of the year ...
Letsbuildafort, Dec 16 2003

       a croissant for you... oh no, hang on.. a bone for you.
neilp, Dec 16 2003

       I think thatgetting a present from someone I KNOW doesn't like me/hates me would be more hurtful (guilt can hurt more than a festive chocolate-covered hand-grenade).
Pericles, Dec 16 2003

       Power to ya.
waugsqueke, Dec 16 2003

       Resistance is futile.
FarmerJohn, Dec 17 2003

       An empty box. Inside an empty box. inside an empty box... (repeat ad-nauseum); reverse the shipping charges.
RayfordSteele, Dec 17 2003

       A jack-in-the-box which, when it opens, is a boxing glove which punches you in the nose.
phundug, Dec 17 2003

       Giving batteries but no toy might not be nasty enough, maybe?
kropotkin, Dec 17 2003

       [morrison] That's from "Deep Thoughts", by Jack Handey.
phundug, Feb 06 2004

       The meanest give I can think of would be a metal vibrator that has a large capacitor connected. Set to discharge like a stun gun. Of course, hating someone enough to give them this, yet having them like me enough to accept and use the gift seems very unlikely. I think I'll continue putting coal in the stockings of the bad people.
DonBirnam, Feb 06 2004

       Like negative gift certificates?
Akabaka, Oct 02 2005


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