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Novelty Airbags

Turn airbags to funbags
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Novelty airbags to alleviate the otherwise distressing occurrence of a car accident resulting in the deployment of your airbags. For instance, a vehicle owned by a (heterosexual) male could have an airbag that inflates to a nice comfy pair of boobs. Similarly, a ladies' vehicle could be something like Brad Pitt's chest. A disallowed state would have to be deliberately crashing your vehicle for the purposes of self-gratification.
Toffee, Sep 09 2003

(?) GM Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags http://home.att.net...e/humor/airbag.html
Halfbaked by The Onion in 1998. [krelnik, Oct 17 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

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       If it inflated into a model of Brad Pitt's chest, you'd get hairs stuck between you teeth.
squeak, Sep 09 2003
  

       Airbags that pop down from the ceiling.
phundug, Sep 09 2003
  

       Would make for a really embarrassing low-speed airbag deployment ... imagine a giant deflated hairy chest sagging from the door of your crashed car ... "whoops, I bought this used" - The paramedics/fire department would certainly have a good laugh
Letsbuildafort, Dec 04 2003
  

       How about a nice smiley face?
Madcat, Dec 04 2003
  

       Your link made me laugh. I think that some more recent airbag technology has resulted in an airbag with two segments and a division down the middle, similar to the first example suggested.
discontinuuity, Nov 30 2005
  


 

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