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the appearance of cell phone cameras and
voice recorders used to blog about daily
life as it happens open the way for a new
privacy enforcing device.
thise device is a pressurized tank of some
ridiculously brightly colored paint,
attached to a flexible tubing with a trigger
a wide angle nozzle. the tubing
goes up your sleeve and straps to your
wrist, while the tank rest on the small of
when a moblogger is discovered aiming
their recording device of choice in your
direction, the previously hiddent sprayer
becomes visible when a sheet of pink
paint sprays out and is used to completely
cover the blogger from head to toe. this
will result in the shorting out of electronic
recorders, and the blinding of camera
screens, as well as marking a blogger as a
warning to others.
|An EMP weapon would do the shorting out part a lot better, but I prefer this method.
|emp would require heavy batteries, short
out anything in range, and not paint the
moblogger a ludicrous hue. i thought
about it, and i like this one better too.