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wagster

[This account was destroyed in a disk crash in October 2004 but has been resurrected by the healing power of Jutta's love]



Following [2fries] suggestion, here is my personal top ten of my ideas, in no particular order:

Plastique Meter Guillotine
Kamikaze Science
Hwaan the Indeterminate
Farm Chess
Heavenly Justice
The Death Bauble
Antivertising
Happy Pig Game
The Sandwich Sandwich
Voodoo batch files



Itzama, spirit of early mist and showers.
Ixtaub, goddess of ropes and snares.
Ixchel, the spider web, catcher of morning dew.
Zooheekock, virgin fire patroness of infants.
Adziz, the master of cold.
Kockupocket, who works in fire.
Ixtahdoom, she who spits out precious stones.
Ixchunchan, the dangerous one.
Ah Pook, the destroyer.



wagsbakery at pictureandword dot co dot uk



Ooolongftangftangbank!



[Aug 10 2004, last modified Feb 23 2022]

   
(+27, -4)(+27, -4)(+27, -4) A Baker of London Towne
(+22, -1)(+22, -1)(+22, -1) A baker proliferates...
(+7, -3) Alcohol handwash door control
(+6) Ankle decorating spirograph roller-skates
(+11, -3)(+11, -3) Ant Power Transmission
(+7, -1) Anti-Container Submarine
(+56, -3)(+56, -3)(+56, -3) Antivertising
(+8, -2) Approaching Aircraft Artwork
(+3, -1) Aquareep
(+3, -2) "ATM Empty" screen
(+3, -2) Baby volume control
(+10, -6) Bandwagon Eliminator
(+3, -1) BetterBags
(+19, -2)(+19, -2) Big Shoes
(+18)(+18) Bird Poo Aerosol
(+17, -2)(+17, -2) Bitey Phone
(+16, -2)(+16, -2) Blind Baking
(+3, -6) Bridge Destroyers
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) [Broken?] button
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) Brush-u-like
(+2, -4) Car Radio Baby Listener
(+8, -2) Cat Pockets
(+8, -1) Cat Stilts
(+7, -1) Cheese Sculptures
(-2) Columnated category listing
(+13, -2)(+13, -2) Communal Gnu Pool
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Control Remote
(+23)(+23)(+23) Cow Dressage
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Cupid's Crossbow
(+7, -3) Custard Foam
(+25, -3)(+25, -3)(+25, -3) Dance PIN revolution
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Dead Trucker's Handle
(+3) Digger Socks
(+6, -1) Digital Teletubbies
(+5, -1) Dog Reverse Alarm
(+12, -2)(+12, -2) Doggy Lick Meat Spray Mop
(+8, -2) Doodle your own stamps
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Earbrows
(+9, -2) Edible dog poo bags
(+6, -1) Evolving Translation Machine
(+10)(+10) EZ-Life Luggage
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Factoids 101
(+46)(+46)(+46) Farm Chess
(+21)(+21)(+21) Fat-Cat See-Saw
(+4) Flash-RAM Jewellery
(+8, -1) Floaty Bluetooth Hatalloon
 Flying Goldfish Mail Transfer Protocol
(+6, -1) Footby Rugball
(+12, -9) Get-rich-quick Diet
(+18, -2)(+18, -2) Halfbaked Conference
(+9, -1)(+9, -1) Halfbaker Homeswap
(+50, -4)(+50, -4)(+50, -4) Halfbakery Jr.
(+18, -1)(+18, -1) Happy Pig Game
(+9, -2) Heavenly Justice
(+13)(+13) Hoberman Spear
(+8, -1) Hot Milk Organ
(+17, -3)(+17, -3) Hwaan - the indeterminate
(+18)(+18) Inverse xs area proportional drill bit set population
(+24, -2)(+24, -2)(+24, -2) John Peel Chair
(+34, -7)(+34, -7)(+34, -7) Kamikaze Science
(+4, -1) Lefty cutlery
(+7, -3) Leg Evahs
(+6) Lost child locator
(+5, -1) Melon VR Booth
(+13, -3)(+13, -3) Mirror Me
(+2, -1) mISSion: TV
(+11)(+11) Monkey Tank World
(+5, -1) Monster Buggy
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Monty Python Foot Domestic Compactor
(+8, -5) Moron Biscuits
(+24, -6)(+24, -6) Nasal tampon
(+6, -11)(+6, -11) New User Account Restriction
(+2) "No Monty Python" Section
(+16, -3)(+16, -3) Nose 1-2-3
(+5) Offset Umbrella
(+6) One-shluck Spaghetti
(+7, -1) Ontological Restaurant
(+2, -1) Oscillating Offices
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Paino
(+4, -7) PhoenixRecoveries.com
(+14, -6)(+14, -6) Pimp My Tractor
(+7) Plastique Meter Guillotine
(+7, -2) Plotline Synthesizer
(+7, -1) Portable Wax Remover
(+6, -3) Pot 'o Snot
(+13, -7) Psychoactive Fireworks
 Public road dog track system
(+6) Quad Blading
(+11, -5) Quantum tube system
 Reality Reality TV
(+11, -1)(+11, -1) Recycling Laser Printer
(+26)(+26)(+26) Say this number
(+12)(+12) Sea Container Jenga
(+10)(+10) Seven Inch Movie Database
(+8, -2) Shaving Tongs
(+4, -1) Shiny shady candle
(+16)(+16) Stealth bin-men
(+14)(+14) Subliminal Projection Hat
(+3, -2) Sweet Spot Expander
(+6) Swingbot
(+12)(+12) Tardis Shower
(+21)(+21)(+21) Telephone Menu Based Halfbakery
(+4, -2) Temporally orienting phone alarm
(+6, -2) The best table in the house
(+35, -2)(+35, -2)(+35, -2) The Death Bauble
(+32, -4)(+32, -4)(+32, -4) The Pedant Club, Wimpole St.
(+40, -10)(+40, -10)(+40, -10) The Sandwich Sandwich
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Theremin Orrery
(+10)(+10) Think Day
(+4, -2) "This is not GT3" stickers
(+4) Tie-dye children colouring fairground centrifuge
(+19, -3)(+19, -3) Time Detector
(+16, -5)(+16, -5) Tit Head
(+5, -2) Trap of the Craps
(+6, -1) TridentAir
(+6) Twin radio mic
(+13)(+13) USB Etch-a-sketch Controller
(+4) Velcro Hair Trap
(+14, -2)(+14, -2) Vending machine vending machine
(+9)(+9) Vertical Planet Camera
(+12, -1)(+12, -1) Voodoo batch files
(+13)(+13) Wake up in a field
(+8)(+8) Wind Turbine Streamers
(+11)(+11) Window sill day-bed
(+9, -2) Yard of Vuvuzela
(+14, -1)(+14, -1) Zen Website - Now Online!
(+9)(+9) ZX Spectrum Browser
 

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