[This account was destroyed in a disk crash
in October 2004 but has been resurrected by the healing power of Jutta's love]
Following [2fries] suggestion, here is my personal top ten of my ideas, in no particular order:
Plastique Meter Guillotine
Hwaan the Indeterminate
The Death Bauble
Happy Pig Game
The Sandwich Sandwich
Voodoo batch files
Itzama, spirit of early mist and showers.
Ixtaub, goddess of ropes and snares.
Ixchel, the spider web, catcher of morning dew.
Zooheekock, virgin fire patroness of infants.
Adziz, the master of cold.
Kockupocket, who works in fire.
Ixtahdoom, she who spits out precious stones.
Ixchunchan, the dangerous one.
Ah Pook, the destroyer.
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