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I just thought of a hilarious "useless contraption" using a van
de graaff generator attached to a bicycle wheel for those
times when you're going on the boardwalk ... click a little
gear and the bicycle slows down transferring energy to a van
de graaff bulb and then simultaneously zaps people
who are in
your way while you're passing them up ... the closer they are,
the bigger the zap :>
||What's "useless" about it ? Far, far superior to a bell or a horn ...
||Will there be a grown-up version for motorcycles ?
||Yes, of course, you can put it on motorcycles, use it
against other motorcyclists or also use it against
motorcycle cops too. It should have definitely been
a feature on Roadrash :>