Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Penis detecting toilet

lifts and lowers seat at approach and departure
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What to add? This would REALLY improve the quality of my life, or at least the quality of my toilet-going.
zebedee, Mar 13 2004

Intelligent Toilet Seat http://www.halfbake...ent_20Toilet_20Seat
Arse detection seems more reliable. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004]


       ...except for the self-esteem impact should it fail to detect your penis.
hippo, Mar 13 2004

       Covered in the linked idea... "it will detect when it is about to be used by somebody standing, returning the seat to an upright position." I'd call that redundant.
waugsqueke, Mar 13 2004

       sounds like a truly life-enhancing idea. My problem is that (warning: faint hearted please read no further) when I need to use the seat (as opposed to standing for other functions) I have to hold myself in place -- otherwise I flop all over the place and touch the cold water, etc. It's a very uncomfortable thing, especially when you're concerned about cleanliness, etc. I don't need my thingy to touch ANYTHING when I'm sitting. I really hate when it goes into the water -- besides being cold, it's extremely disconcerting.
mahatma, Mar 13 2004

       ew. You're putting both hands down to sit?
dpsyplc, Mar 13 2004

       At first I thought [mahatma]'s anno was silly, then I remembered having the same problem on a trip to New York city. I know several bakers live there, so I ask; did I happen to use bogs with dodgy plumbing or is a stupidly high water level normal? I haven't found the problem on Long Island or here in California.
By the way, this isn't a boast, as far as I know my dong is nothing special. If mahatma lives around here, his must be. If he is in the UK he probably has to roll it up to go swimming.
stilgar, Nov 19 2004

       How does it work?
DocBrown, Nov 19 2004

       Probably like any other dong.
normzone, Nov 19 2004


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