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What to add? This would REALLY improve
the quality of my life, or at least the
quality of my toilet-going.
Intelligent Toilet Seat
http://www.halfbake...ent_20Toilet_20Seat
Arse detection seems more reliable. [waugsqueke, Oct 04 2004]
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...except for the self-esteem impact
should it fail to detect your penis. |
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Covered in the linked idea... "it will detect when it is about to be used by somebody standing, returning the seat to an upright position." I'd call that redundant. |
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sounds like a truly life-enhancing idea.
My problem is that (warning: faint
hearted please read no further) when I
need to use the seat (as opposed to
standing for other functions) I have to
hold myself in place -- otherwise I flop
all over the place and touch the cold
water, etc. It's a very uncomfortable
thing, especially when you're concerned
about cleanliness, etc. I don't need my
thingy to touch ANYTHING when I'm
sitting. I really hate when it goes into
the water -- besides being cold, it's
extremely disconcerting. |
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ew. You're putting both hands down to sit? |
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At first I thought [mahatma]'s anno was silly, then I remembered having the same problem on a trip to New York city. I know several bakers live there, so I ask; did I happen to use bogs with dodgy plumbing or is a stupidly high water level normal? I haven't found the problem on Long Island or here in California.
By the way, this isn't a boast, as far as I know my dong is nothing special. If mahatma lives around here, his must be. If he is in the UK he probably has to roll it up to go swimming. |
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Probably like any other dong. |
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