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Perp Walk Negative Product Endorsement

 Do your perp walk wearing Nike gear, get paid by Adidas.
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1- Do something illegal but not so illegal that after your stay in jail you wouldn't be able to enjoy your payday from this idea.

2- Strike a deal with some company to wear their competitor's brand logo during your perp walk. Maybe even stop for the cameras and say "When I spray painted happy faces on all the major city intersections I made sure to wear Nike tennis shoes. Not that comfortable and made by slave labor but it helped me commit my crime."

—doctorremulac3, Jan 13 2019





       A milder version that might work better is to have memes or youtube videos where someone is inept at dating while wearing the opposite-to-sponsor item.   

       "Girl left me for another, I'm wearing my Reeboks"
—beanangel, Jan 13 2019
   

       "That's exactly the sort of premium leisure shoe that Hitler would wear !"
—8th of 7, Jan 13 2019
   

       Pretty sure Hitler wore Reebok.   

       Signed: Not the Nike advertising department at all.
—doctorremulac3, Jan 13 2019
   
         


 

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