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1- Do something illegal but not so illegal that after your
in jail you wouldn't be able to enjoy your payday from
2- Strike a deal with some company to wear their
brand logo during your perp walk. Maybe even stop for
cameras and say "When I spray painted
happy faces on all
major city intersections I made sure to wear Nike tennis
shoes. Not that comfortable and made by slave labor but
helped me commit my crime."
||A milder version that might work better is to have memes or
youtube videos where someone is inept at dating while
wearing the opposite-to-sponsor item.
||"Girl left me for another, I'm wearing my Reeboks"
||"That's exactly the sort of premium leisure shoe that Hitler would wear !"
||Pretty sure Hitler wore Reebok.
||Signed: Not the Nike
advertising department at all.