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Clifton is a lemming who just never fitted in.
When all his friends committed suicide by leaping off the
rocks into the cruel waves below, Clifton questioned why
this had to be, only to be constantly told it was "The Way
of the Lemming".
As the annual Big Leap' approached,
Clifton found himself
unable to escape the throng and was plummeted over the
cliff edge, only to find himself able to glide gracefully into
calm waters. Knowing that the Big Leap organisers would
not be happy, he escapes and meets a friendly Rastafarian
Cormorant, who teaches him how to become a champion
high-diver. Can Clifton get back to his community and
convince them that "The Way of the Lemming" isn't always
the best way?
repeat until true [Loris, Nov 21 2016]
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||//When all his friends committed suicide // Great beginning for a Disney (Pixar) movie, may be a step further than previous releases; like the massive death by barracuda of finding Nemo
||// committed suicide by leaping off the rocks into the cruel waves below, //
||... except that lemmings don't actually do any of those things - it's a rural myth.
||Well why correct Disney now?
||The first Disney movie set in Bristol!
||Could do one with a pet barnyard fowl, on a farm near a major highway.
||"Noooooo, Cluckyyyy !!!! Oh why... Why, Why?? oh, why did the chicken cross the road ?".
||Don't forget to take your teeth with you.