Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Plug a thug

photo on can of air
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Put a clever label with a picture of official enemy of US Government on outside of an empty can. Sell cans to ignorant rednecks who believe everything the government tells them. They put can on fence post, shoot it up, you take profits from can sales and contribute them to the Nader campaign, everybody happy.
Mattlove, Sep 12 2005


       Fishbone to any product that relies on ignorance for sales.
DrCurry, Sep 12 2005

       Isn't Nader an official enemy of the US Government?
wagster, Sep 12 2005

       I thought Nader was a fictitious ballot entry synonymous with “none of the above”. Or maybe it means “who gives a rat’s arse”.
Shz, Sep 12 2005

       Not really very funny, unless you put Nader on the can along with very small print saying where the money goes.
stilgar, Jul 06 2006


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