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||Ah yes. The sporting search for the elusive poo. I
find that sneaking up on them is not an effective
strategy. Baiting them doesn't work with any sort of
food that I've offered. They don't seem to be
interested in breeding or any calls that I've tried,
either. However, stumbling around with a set of
heels is always productive. I am going to try to trick
them by fastening some heels to the bottoms of
some old shoes, to see how many I can attract. Will
notify with results soon.
||Instead of heels, try those funny aerating shoes,
with the spikes to poke holes in the lawn.
||I like the locating idea, but instead of just creating
a map the aerial drone should call out a ground-
based unit to remove the offensive matter. It
could bury it, cart it to a disposal bin, or fling it
over the fence into the yard of a despised