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Pornoscope works exactly like a horoscope, except it only foretells the type of sexual experience you will have on any particular day.
These may range from a purely accidental gimpse of something like a stocking top, to a full blown session in a Motel with a one night stand. The emphasis of Pornoscope
is on the illicit, the adventurous, but not the illegal.
Pornoscope runs as a personalised, encrypted app that is built around your date of birth, and will make its forecasts according to your preferences.
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when 'Mars is in Jupiter will take on a whole new meaning |
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Well, I suppose it would work, on the same level of accuracy as horoscopes 'work'.
I guess you'd have to do the same sort of tricks. For example, instead of an exact reading, suggest that today might be a good day to seek out some particular experience if you were so inclined. |
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I must admit I'm not sure there's much of a target market, though. That is, I don't think there's much overlap between those interested in horoscopes and those interested in sex. |
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sex[+] hororscope [+] not much of an idea [-] |
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What's the charge to actualize the pornoscopation? |
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The first time the prediction doesn't happen the app is dead. You need a follow-up business model. |
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//You need a follow-up business model//
That would be the Whoriscope. We make it happen! |
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Sort of... zodialectical when you think about it... or not. |
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//the prediction doesn't happen// |
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That's why you need the vagueness. |
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