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Portable Piss Pumps

For women.
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These are handy sexy little pumps that you can slip off your feet and use as a portable feminine urinal (see link).

they are coated on the inside with extremely hydrophobic polymer composites that reduce the amount of residuals that are left after dumping out the yellow goodness. This coating also prevents wear from foot sweat. 50 inserts come with each pair of shoes for those who are extra careful not to mix piss and foot. Extra inserts can be purchased for cheap from China.

The heel has a small pull-out shelf which elongates the 'docking-bay' geometry necessary for any sort of feminine urinal.

Come in a variety of colors: Yellow, dark yellow, and jellies.

daseva, Oct 23 2009

Feminine Urinal Machine http://images.googl...iSrXZJZfBtwejgdnyDw
[daseva, Oct 23 2009]

Wonders of AUT http://www.lifeposi...s/urine-therapy.asp
It is evidently the greatest thing since antibiotics. [neelandan, Oct 23 2009]


       So very no.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 23 2009

       Awww, max! You definitely don't have a vagina.
daseva, Oct 23 2009

       I thought it would pump it out...
pocmloc, Oct 23 2009

       I misread this as "Potable Piss Pump" and wondered whether this was about AUT.
neelandan, Oct 23 2009

       My boss tells me, you look bad, I say, yeah, but I feel good. I go see the doctor, he says I look bad I say, yeah, but I feel good. He looks it up, tells me I must be a vagina. (+)
Sparkyplugclean, Oct 24 2009

       wot [MB] said, in caps.
FlyingToaster, Oct 24 2009

       didn't offend me - if that was the innuendo intended. I hardly read the dumb idea.   

       I suppose you rinse these out with sparkling wine?
po, Oct 24 2009

       neelandan, long time no see. Howdy. Oh the idea, you say, madame po...well let's see. - ewwww.
blissmiss, Oct 24 2009

       Interesting idea but I really can't see someone who isn't a single, unemployed drunk dude pissing in a shoe and then putting the shoe back on.   

       P.S. Ian Tindale, I don't think that's the kind of pump daseva's referring to.
Joolin, Oct 24 2009

       and welcome Joo.
po, Oct 24 2009

       What I fail to see is any situation in which you might want to use this (unless I am naively unaware of some fetish application).   

       I mean, you're somewhere where you need to pee, but there's no loo, yes? So you take off your shoe and pee into it, yes? You then hobble around carrying a shoe full of pee, looking for somewhere to empty it, yes? You then, presumably, empty it into a loo, or onto the ground, or somewhere, yes?   

       Why not simply go to the place where you were planning to empty your pee-filled shoe, and just pee there in the first place?   

       Truly, daseva, I'm mystified. Can you exemplify the use of this product?
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 24 2009

       // Can you exemplify the use of this product?Can you exemplify the use of this product? //   

       Please no, because that would be Too Much Information.   

       [IT], you need professional help. Quickly.
8th of 7, Oct 24 2009

       I am imagining a very small bladder or not very delicate looking pumps. Or is the pump just acting as a penis equivalent so you can extend your marking range?
wjt, Oct 24 2009

Sparkyplugclean, Oct 25 2009

       aw jeez   

       <pictures women writing thier names in the snow with the tips of their shoes>   

       not to belabour the graphics, but if you're in a position where you can remove a shoe, somehow pee in it, then put the shoe back on, you're in a position where you can just squat. [-]
FlyingToaster, Oct 25 2009

       Handy at Oktoberfest.
tatterdemalion, Oct 25 2009

       Thank you, [tatterd]. Yes, the main application would be in public events where you could, say, dump the shoe out in a bush without much suspicion, but squatting would be inappropriate.
daseva, Oct 26 2009

       But taking a shoe off and putting it up your skirt/dress isn't going to raise suspicion?
kaz, Oct 26 2009

       Depending on the scene... for example, standing room only music concert. Can't squat, can't find the bathrooms or the lines are too long. Just get that shoe and do the nasty, everyone's watching the stage and it's mostly dark in there. Nowhere to squat but you can do the shoe trick, so it worked. Granted, a niche situation, but you never know..
daseva, Oct 26 2009


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