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Just don't wear them on the way to/from work. |
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<runs for bus> clonk squish clonk squish clonk squish, sprays bus driver inadvertantly,gets thrown off<runs for bus> |
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An added advantage though, is that if anyone steps on your foot, they get squirted in the eye with liquid manure. That'll learn em. + |
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