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Designed to match the standard PCI form-factor, this is a stainless steel sheet metal box with card-edge connector; at the back where other connectors usually go there is stainless steel screen. Inside, 8 spring clips for small fireworks, and 8 small coils of nichrome wire to ignite the fuses. Each
igniter is 1 bit on an ordinary 8 bit I/O port chip. Write an appropriate byte to memory location to set off the firework of your choice, firecracker, smoke bomb, whistler, etc.
Also see Misdirection Adapter Card
[batou, Apr 30 2007]
Very similar idea [hippo, Apr 30 2007]
Stand well back, light blue touch paper
[DrCurry, Apr 30 2007]
||There could also be a drive-bay mount
version, for when the computer room gets
hit by alien attack and all the cd-roms halt
and catch fire.
||I bet you could market this...
||If you could get it approved.
||I believe there is already a class of laptops on the market that is prone to catchng fire - that not enough for you?
||You can do that with an epic card