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You turn your Roomba loose at the top of the lane, then wander
off to the Bowling Alley Bar for refreshments. Come back to
your lane in forty five minutes or so to find out how many pins
may have been knocked down in your absence. By that time,
your Roomba should be on its way back for a grand
in twenty minutes or so, assuming batteries in tip top health.
Roomba Bowling League Play should take the better part of
winter, so be sure to pack lots of clean, fresh underpants.
Note: Please use stock, off the shelf Roombas for this sport. In
product testing using Roombas [upgraded/cursed] with A.I. and
Genuine People Personalities, most committed suicide or made
guttural growling noises and chased GROGco Testing Laboratory
personnel into corners in a menacing way.
||I don't have one, but they look cute and I think my cat would
like it. Or not.
||Bowling is dull to me, this would be better because I wouldn't
have to sit there and watch. +
||Definetly will be opening soon. [+]