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The simple glass, bottle or can of beer also needs garnishing. Instead of wussy parasols, butterfly straws and flamingo picks skewering cherries and pineapple chunks, our line of brew bedizenments will add a flair of gruff sophistication to any brown bottle.
Picture your next sweating can of suds
topped with the banner of your nation or team, a decorative baseball or cowboy hat and a pick penetrating popcorn, a chew of beef jerky and a stick of chewing gum.
Don't like it rough?
Candom - similar baked product [Letsbuildafort, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
||Do Real Men drink cocktails at all? I think not.
||Roughnecks don't do cocktails. On the other hand, if you're breaking out the 40's...