Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Rude Hot Dog Bun

About 3 inches around, covers only the end one fourth of the hot dog.
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Because my sense of humor hasn't changed since I was ten.

Please don't "bone" my idea. <--- (see what I did there?)

I think this is best as a temporary idea, dumb bar joke kind of thing. Don't want it resurfacing when I'm running for president or something. [MFD], adolescent humor.

doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2022

Varsity Blues - words for erection https://www.youtube...watch?v=rVCPrQ1nZZE
[Voice, Apr 14 2022]

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       I'm a pretty raunchy fellow, but even I don't want to bun this boner. Call me a dick, but this idea is a real cockup.
Voice, Apr 12 2022

       I've got to admit, it speaks well of this crowd that nobody wants to touch it.
doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2022

       //nobody wants to touch it// I see what you did there.
Sgt Teacup, Apr 12 2022


       Oh, Gilbert died? Well that's a downer.
doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2022

       Wait .... it just occurred to me... are people thinking this was suppose to be funny because it looked like testicles on a penis?   

       Oh grow up! I thought a funny little bun would be silly because it's a little bun on the end of a hot dog, if you though this was supposed to look like a dick with balls that's on you!   

       Frankly I'm shocked, and a little disgusted.   

       Glad I didn't put the part about it squirting mustard.
doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2022

       You mean little hot dog buns being funny on their own in a totally decorous and seemly fashion? Thank you, I thought so.
doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2022

       On a related topic I think most foods have a much too high carb to content ratio. Hot dogs should have larger radii and shorter buns and burritos and sandwiches should have more filling. So should egg rolls, rice balls and all the like food which consists of meat and/or vegetables surrounded by starch.
Voice, Apr 12 2022

       Uhh, that's what I meant by having a short round bun that just HAPPENED to look like balls, it was about nutrition.   

       Thank you for making my point Voice. That's what I meant to say all along.   

       Oh, did I type.. rude? I meant... rud-imentery... low carb... bun to hot dog ratio. Thanks for the correction V. Good eye, good eye.
doctorremulac3, Apr 12 2022

       "That's right folks, step right up, this hot-dog comes with its own girth-certificate."   

       On a side note; I always thought that a good name brand for a wiener company wound be Nothin But Lips.   

       I was expecting labia.
pertinax, Apr 13 2022

       Lips and assholes.
21 Quest, Apr 13 2022

       If I did have a hot dog stand the sign really would say "Only the best hot dogs, no lips, no assholes!". And no, I'm not kidding. That would be the "company" slogan.   

       Commercial, birthday party at the park:   

       Mom: "Hot dogs kids, come and get it!"   

       Bobby: "Eww, mommy, this tastes like ass!"   

       Me walking into frame: "That's because it IS ass Bobby. Most hot dogs are 90 to 110% cow anus. But not Doctorremulac3's flavor infused, anus free hot dogs. At doctorremulac3, we use up to 10% less cow, horse and pig anus in our hot dogs. And you can taste, AND SMELL the difference."   

       Bobby: "Hmm, still tastes like ass."   

       Me: "But10% less ass!" (Whole birthday party group starts laughing, Bobby throws up.)
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022

       "finely ground segments of muscle tissue with collagen sauce for binding" doesn't really sound appealing.
Voice, Apr 13 2022

       Mmmm... collagen sauce... *drooling*
21 Quest, Apr 13 2022

       Clearly (?) if you flip the assembly end for end you can claim the bun does not resemble testicles but instead a scary fat condom.
whatrock, Apr 13 2022

       Does the bun slide up and down the length of the sausage?
pocmloc, Apr 13 2022

       I'm glad I'm not the only one with a warped sense of humor here.
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022

       [doctorremulac3], how long have you been here? A warped sense of humour is pretty much a pre-requisite for acceptance.
neutrinos_shadow, Apr 13 2022

       True that.
doctorremulac3, Apr 13 2022

       Take us to warp, Lieutenant.
21 Quest, Apr 14 2022


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