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Shiatsu Over Internet Protocol
After a hard day of painting and general home maintenence I need a good, probing shoulder and neck massage, but my partner is overseas. Lucky she took her VR sensor kit and laptop with her.
At the pre-arranged time, I settle into place in front of my PC and log in to the net. I don the heavy SOIP
Massage Mantle ® and my partner and I enjoy the sight and sound of each other as well as the comforting, virtual touch that the system enables.
I read this as SIOP, and thought about something completely different
Maybe I read too much [Custardguts, Dec 08 2008]
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||I find this somehow more disturbing than phone sex.
||I believe this will be possible one day. yes, scary.
||I thought that something very very similar to this is possible...
||Actually, a Bulgarian guy named Smed hacked into your Massage Mantle about 6 weeks ago. Didn't you notice the heavy mustache?