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Secret military stash of undergarments

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At last, the truth can be told*.

The US military has been collecting undergarments of the enemy leaders, cunningly hidden beneath Area 51, which is just a front sending up UFO's on a bit string.

The collection is said to contain a pair of Ho Chi Min's boxer shorts, along with Khrushchev's, Charles de Gaulle's and Jimmy Osmond's.

Some say, it is just a psyop, after all who would want to go into battle commando stylee, especially on a cold day?

* ok, I made it all up

not_morrison_rm, Oct 30 2019


       // sending up UFO's on a bit string. //   

       Oh puh-lease ... no-one's going to believe that ...   

       "Everyone" knows that they're done by suspending saucepan lids from a drone with black fishing line ...   

       String is, like, so 1950's, Roswell-Cold-War- Scare-Story, Little Green Men ludicrous... no-one belives in string any more. Get real ...
8th of 7, Oct 30 2019

       I suspect that any advanced civilisation will have string of sufficient quality that they can simply winch their landing craft down from the orbiting mothership.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 30 2019

       It's the next obvious step after the X-files ...   

       // any advanced civilisation will have string of sufficient quality //   

       It would be foolish to deny that our highly effective matter transporter systems are predicated on a profound understanding of String Theory ...
8th of 7, Oct 30 2019

       Breaking News: The California wildfire is apparently getting close to the Ronald Reagan Library.   

       It would a shame to lose all those historic dot to to dots. Interview with Bonzo at 10, when he runs out of poop to sling.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 30 2019


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