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Secret military stash of undergarments

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At last, the truth can be told*.

The US military has been collecting undergarments of the enemy leaders, cunningly hidden beneath Area 51, which is just a front sending up UFO's on a bit string.

The collection is said to contain a pair of Ho Chi Min's boxer shorts, along with Khrushchev's, Charles de Gaulle's and Jimmy Osmond's.

Some say, it is just a psyop, after all who would want to go into battle commando stylee, especially on a cold day?

* ok, I made it all up

not_morrison_rm, Oct 30 2019

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       // sending up UFO's on a bit string. //   

       Oh puh-lease ... no-one's going to believe that ...   

       "Everyone" knows that they're done by suspending saucepan lids from a drone with black fishing line ...   

       String is, like, so 1950's, Roswell-Cold-War- Scare-Story, Little Green Men ludicrous... no-one belives in string any more. Get real ...
8th of 7, Oct 30 2019
  

       I suspect that any advanced civilisation will have string of sufficient quality that they can simply winch their landing craft down from the orbiting mothership.
MaxwellBuchanan, Oct 30 2019
  

       //cunningly hidden beneath Area 51, which is just a front sending up UFO's//   

       The infamous Y Front.
bigsleep, Oct 30 2019
  

       It's the next obvious step after the X-files ...   

       // any advanced civilisation will have string of sufficient quality //   

       It would be foolish to deny that our highly effective matter transporter systems are predicated on a profound understanding of String Theory ...
8th of 7, Oct 30 2019
  

       Breaking News: The California wildfire is apparently getting close to the Ronald Reagan Library.   

       It would a shame to lose all those historic dot to to dots. Interview with Bonzo at 10, when he runs out of poop to sling.
not_morrison_rm, Oct 30 2019
  
      
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