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At last, the truth can be told*.
The US military has been collecting undergarments of the
enemy leaders, cunningly hidden beneath Area 51, which
is
just a front sending up UFO's on a bit string.
The collection is said to contain a pair of Ho Chi Min's
boxer shorts, along with Khrushchev's,
Charles de
Gaulle's
and Jimmy Osmond's.
Some say, it is just a psyop, after all who would want to
go
into battle commando stylee, especially on a cold day?
* ok, I made it all up
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// sending up UFO's on a bit string. // |
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Oh puh-lease ... no-one's going to believe that ... |
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"Everyone" knows that they're done by suspending saucepan lids from a drone with black fishing line ... |
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String is, like, so 1950's, Roswell-Cold-War- Scare-Story, Little Green Men ludicrous... no-one belives in string any more. Get real ... |
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I suspect that any advanced civilisation will have string of
sufficient quality that they can simply winch their landing
craft down from the orbiting mothership. |
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It's the next obvious step after the X-files ... |
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// any advanced civilisation will have string of sufficient quality // |
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It would be foolish to deny that our highly effective matter transporter systems are predicated on a profound understanding of String Theory ... |
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Breaking News: The California wildfire is apparently getting close to the Ronald Reagan Library. |
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It would a shame to lose all those historic dot to to dots. Interview with Bonzo at 10, when he runs out of poop to sling. |
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