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Self Weaving Hat
A colony of spiders perched atop your head, happily weaving you a new lid.
Starter kit includes a 'beanie' template (think enclosed plastic terrarium providing the knitting pattern). Other models to include 'Skull', 'Ball', 'Panama', 'Trilby', 'Cowboy', 'Bowler', 'Beret', 'Tophat' and 'Sombrero'.
At the top of each template is a flytrap mechanism with a one-way valve that
will let insects in but keeps the weavers from going out. Insect attracting features can be built into the flytrap (blinking lights, vinegar, honey) to be used in the event of pesky flying insects...
||I would not buy one of these.
||yes but that's because you're afraid of hats.