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Sexy President

Lending New Meaning to the Phrase "Head of the Free World" (Inspired by Not-Yet-Real Events)
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Charismatic populist billionaire Dan Trombone becomes President. When his VP dies mysteriously, he nominates his sexy covergirl wife "Pooshkie" to the post, and bowing to popular pressure the Senate confirms her unanimously.

Dan suffers a fatal heart attack during an athletic bout of lovemaking with the insatiable Pooshkie, and she becomes President. She then undertakes an ambitious campaign of "bedroom diplomacy," seducing every major world leader, male or female. In the movie's tour-de-force, she takes on the entire Council of Presidents of the EU.

In the movie's climactic scene, she invades the boudoir of the world's most feared Islamist terrorist, and soon reduces him to a puddle of mewling, quivering jelly. The video is released worldwide, and the Islamic terror threat disappears as the terrorists become laughing-stocks.

smendler, Feb 24 2016

Huffington Post about Ted Cruze http://www.huffingt...star_n_9218184.html
[pashute, Feb 25 2016]


       So the idea isn't so much a "sexy" president as a ravenous, out of control slut president.   

       I think we've already had a couple of those, albeit the male version.
doctorremulac3, Feb 24 2016

       Fifty States Of Grey?   

       [2 fries] genius   

       [smendler] no doubt being filmed for release already :)
theircompetitor, Feb 24 2016

       Isn't this just basically Italy ?
FlyingToaster, Feb 24 2016

       I'm not up to date on my porn, but I'd wager a fin that there's prior art in that field.
normzone, Feb 24 2016

       Careful there, [smendler]. Remember, we had Margaret Thatcher as P.M. a while ago, and there are some images nobody wants in their head.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 24 2016

Voice, Feb 24 2016

       And the sequel would be...Sex in the Sand...
blissmiss, Feb 24 2016

       There were some candidates like this in real life around the world: Ilona Staller in Hungary, and then there was a case very close to this in the US itself. See link.
pashute, Feb 25 2016

       Black book diplomacy.   

       // Ilona Staller// Oh wow, that's the most colorful character I've read about outside of fiction.
Voice, Feb 25 2016

       //isn't so much a "sexy" president as a ravenous, out of control slut president.//
This is disheartening reading, for two reasons. First, it proceeds from the assumption that being able - using sex! - to reduce a violent fundamentalist to a p. of m., q. j. is something which does not require being sexy. This in turn suggests that men - even men of great and violent faith - are incapable of resisting a woman, irrespective of whether she is sexually attractive or not, presumably because all men are brainless hornbags*. Second, setting aside the fact that "slut" is an insult so gendered that some women seek to reclaim the term, it suggests a split between being sexy and being a slut - a woman can only be sexy if she isn't a slut and can only be a slut if she is not sexy - in other words, women are placed the invidious position that they can either be sexually active or sexually attractive.

       It could be that this wasn't what you meant (death of the author) but I'm struggling to read this any other way.   

       * there is a school of broad British comedy which relies on this trope, but it is a shit school of comedy.
calum, Feb 25 2016

       February 2016!
pashute, Sep 06 2023

       Did you suddenly realize you were late for an appointment, [pashute]?
pertinax, Sep 07 2023

       Does "she" flick off her blond wig in the final scene, (Dustin Hoffman style) revealing that she was after all "he"? (I'm not saying who the perfect persona for this reveal might be - but we all know who that is)
xenzag, Sep 07 2023


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