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Starring Cher!
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Starring Cher and a host of other liberal type performers who would be likely to participate in an event designed to hand the reigns of the world back to aboriginal cultures, this is an event called Share!, to be held after Hilliary Clinton takes office, in Queensland Austrailia, because Cher is the queen, and simultaneously in New York or Washington DC or somewhere else close to the antipode of Queensland, and featuring at the antipode event, Ted Nugent, white power hardcore and all sorts of other conservative performance that would be likely to attract people who would be rather unwilling to have aboriginal cultures assume control of the world.

The event could officially be called Cher-Ted, but as this is phonetically pretty close to sharted, the past tense of a verb that means to shit and fart at once, I am pretty sure folks would be likely to satisfy themselves with the shortened version: Share!

Based on the idea of Beds are Burning by Midnight Oil, the motto of the event could be "Give It To Them" - the left wingers who would all be flying to Queensland, would read it as an attempt to hand over ownership of world wide systems to aboriginal cultures, which it would be, and right wingers could read it as a Trump- like attempt to "really give it to 'em", "'em" being the foreigners.

Point of the whole thing -- to find and give up control to "the Others"

JesusHChrist, Sep 13 2016

Who is Cher ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cher
So famous she don't need a last name. [popbottle, Sep 13 2016]

Cher, Scarlet Johansson and Katy Perry coming to Washington DC to be with JesusHChrist http://dcist.com/20...katy_perry_cher.php
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       Didn't this happen in the second half of the Stephen King novel _The Stand_? If not it should have.
bungston, Sep 13 2016

       Didn't this happen in the second half of the Chargers-Kansas City game ?
normzone, Sep 13 2016

       Didn't this happen in the Brexit election?
RayfordSteele, Sep 13 2016

       In general, I'm in favour of any political/cultural movement based on a popular 80's song
hippo, Sep 14 2016

       Cher, Scarlett, Katy, and bevy of others, come to Papa. (linky)
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       Haters can eat their hearts out while I am booking my tickets for Austrailia.
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       Why bother with tickets? Can't you just strap on a sphericon and jiggle about a bit?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 09 2017

       Maybe, I'll ask Katy, Cher and Scarlett what they think while you sit behind your computer being acrimonious.
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       Don't be an idiot, [JHC]. If I were sitting behind my computer, how would I see the screen? And I'm not being acrimonious: I just think you're a moron and have the integrity and decency to say so openly.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 09 2017

       Ha ha ha ha ha! I win.
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       Indeed you do. Have this banana with my compliment.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 09 2017

       I'll pass this along to my new colleagues.
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       Tricky unless they can get their hands free, mate.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 09 2017

       Love wins.
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       Every time, kiddo. But pack antibiotics to be on the safe side.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 09 2017

       It's like trying to have a conversation with Side Show Bob.
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       I know, but I have the patience of a saint.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 09 2017

       The problem with the category choice seems small in comparison.
normzone, Jan 09 2017

       Is there a problem with the category?
JesusHChrist, Jan 09 2017

       [+] I've been mulling over the idea of handing the country over to First Nations, under the assumption that they'd prioritize long-term ecology over short-term economy.   

       sp. "reins"
FlyingToaster, Jan 09 2017


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