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ShotPutt
Why isn't there a shotput category? | |
Play golf, substituting the ball with a shotput, and the club with your
best throwing arm. Standard-sized golf course. Hole-shotput size
ratio equal to current hole-golfball ratio.
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Substitute the club with a sledgehammer? |
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This should sort out the gopher problem. |
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Spectators must wear helmets. |
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Liberal use of the warning, "...FORE!!!..." highly recommended. [+] |
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Given the hazard created by the backswing, it amazes me that
golfers don't cry 'AFT!' |
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The average shot put distance is on the order of 20
feet, and a golf drive can be a couple hundred yards
or more. This would get really boring (not to mention
physically exhausting) really fast. Why not start 100
feet or so away from the hole? |
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You really think golf could get more boring, do you? |
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If there were thirty times as much of it, sure. |
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The ball should be an atlas stone, with the hole scaled up as before. The game can be played either hefting and tossing, or with a caber as a club. |
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I like the imagery that brings to mind, Calum. |
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