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I predict surge in locker-room and upskirt/downblouse pics
hitting the Interwebs.* |
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*in case anybody's been wondering about this and other
recent comments, I've been doing some careful research on
Internet pornography; mostly not my cuppa, but
interesting. It's for a story I'm writing. Honest. |
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The camera screen should also display the video game "Angry Birds" and make the camera controls similar to the buttons/motions you'd use to play the video game. |
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//I've been doing some careful research on Internet pornography;// Sure, I think there are quite a lot of researchers in this field! |
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Yes, but most of them are looking at the pictures. I'm only
reading it for the articles, so to speak. |
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The pictures of naked women are okay, too. |
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I used to do precisely this with my baby Rollei. Since the 127 was a square format, there was no aspect change having the picture on it's side; as it was a TLR, I could sometimes even use the viewfinder while doing it - though I generally didn't. |
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[Alterother] - Does TGFJ know? Approve? |
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She knows and, because she's heard the general premise,
because we analyze* at some of the material together, and
because I really am mostly reading articles and essays, she
approves. She is a fundamental part of my process right
from the first read of the rough draft, frequently from the
conceptual stage. |
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I really don't know why I brought it up at all. Perhaps it's
because I have now posted three recent annos that indicate
intimate familiarity with pornography and I'm feeling self-
conscious. |
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* Don't. Just don't. I know want to crack wise about that,
but for gods' sake show a little restraint. |
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For, uh, research, of course. |
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Rule 34 of the Internet: "If you can imagine it, there is porn of it" (see link) |
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Better to install high-res networked cameras literally everywhere and on everything. That way, whenever you think "that would make a great photograph" you just have to go on the network and grab the image. |
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In fact perhaps you could just wear a brain implant that would do the image tagging / retrieval for you automatically as soon as you imagine a photograph. |
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Could a snap on or glue on mirror give an ordinary cell phone these special powers? 45 degree mirror or some split image lensey thingy. |
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That's a marketable product, [pop]. Cheap, simple, very Bakeable,
mass appeal. Clip on telephoto and wide angle lenses are already on
the market. |
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Make it rotatable for left/forwards/right selection. |
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I thought this was going to be a camera you wear in your ear |
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