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Paruresis A.K.A bashful bladder, bashful kidneys, mental
cloggery, stage fright, pee fright, urophobia, pee-
shyness,
the slow dribbles, creeping pee-pee, public piss
syndrome,
shy bladder syndrome is a social anxiety disorder that
affects 7% to 14% of the population.
When experienced
in the context of a public urinal, most
of the fear is caused by the fear of embarrassment of
not
being able to pee. It's a silly problem easily solved by a
simulated pee sound (SPS)
The actual product be a coin-sized-button-triggered-
speaker which plays a recording of urination
in
progress. Alternatively it could be an app triggered by a
special key word. Of course the key word has to be
carefully selected to avoid accidental SPS discharge
during
a key meeting. Unfortunately I'm having trouble coming
up
with something that meets the following criteria:
- Appropriate to say while standing beside someone else
at
the urinal
- Unlikely to be said in any other social context.
- Repeatable without sounding too weird (for situations
when speech recognition doesn't pick it up on the first
try)
I'm hoping you can help with that part.
I admit this is better
Rushing_20Water_20Belt_20Buckle
[ixnaum, Jan 29 2014]
Dangle_20Dongle
[FlyingToaster, Jan 29 2014]
running water - Japan
http://www.youtube....watch?v=FppQxi8dp00
[not_morrison_rm, Jan 30 2014]
bird song - more Korean stylee
https://audioboo.fm...oilet-with-birdsong
[not_morrison_rm, Jan 30 2014]
[link]
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(Lone Ranger voice) "Easy, big fella..." |
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.... as soon as I posted I saw this is already half-
baked ... will leave it on here for a while just to lead
people to the superior idea (linked) |
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oh, thanksalot, [ix]; I just had to mfd my own take on it. |
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//You do realize, if the Institute of Psychourologists
ever finds this place, they are going to have a
fucking field-day. |
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This shows the merit of not deleting these just yet
... until Psychourologists have a chance to go
through this. |
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... now I feel the urge to bake this. |
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- MP3 recording of urinating ... check |
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- reliable/convenient/fail safe way to trigger my cell
phone to play the MP3 ... not so much |
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this is so baked in East Asia it's a tooth breaker. Japan tends to sound of rushing water, South Korea goes for birdsong at 120 decibels,, |
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