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Want the madness to end? Can't convince
else that it's over?
For a small fee, we will deliver to the time and place
of your choosing, a large woman with robes, horns,
spear and shield will belt out a few notes indicating
that It Is Over.
Perfect for ending long committee meetings,
breakups at restaurants, fights, inane conversation,
and other unwanted interactions with the clueless.
Mrs Merton aka Caroline Aherne
[po, Oct 17 2004]
One possible vendor of this service
Art by [RayfordSteele] [bristolz, Oct 17 2004]
||At last, a job for blissmiss! (With padding, of course, I'm not trying to suggest anything about her shape.)
||Mr. Burns: the results for "Fat Man" are actually worse...
||They could charge double-rates on Friday afternoons.
||DC, set me thinking... I can just picture blissy hosting a chat show. Mrs Merton eat your heart out.