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The International Skateboarding Federation should pool
their resources and pay to me one day of full access to
Alexander Shulgin Laboratory-library, so that I may teach
them to build small wings for skateboarders, not so that
they may fight each other with drones and flapping
gun blossoms in the air, but so that they may do
more excellent tricks, for the sake of awesomeness,
because i am the Antichrist. And I will throw in to the
deal Hillary Clinton for president, a win win for Donald
Trump, an international womens festival in Austrailia,
the nipple of the world, staring Cher and a progression
of all of the chicks in the world in order of hotness
starting with me, a white power meets black power
peace rally in the nations capitol, world peace, human
powered flapping flight, a solution to global warming in
the form of a valve of a flapping orgy in the sky above
austrailia over the, new austrailian sea, which will be a
research foundation for the Shulgin lab, to fuel the
everlasting nippling of our planet though and orgy with
all the chicks in the world, a trans economy sex club
military facility to keep all of the testostorone fueled
male energy outside the boundary of austrailia where i
will reign in everylasting orgy high in the sky in perfect
weather with only a fine irridescent misting of shulgin
engineered water droplets to run its silky fingers over
our extended lung surface which will constitute the
nipple, an immigration/wall at the beach of austrailia
where men can earn their way into the trans sex club
economy which will develop there, by performing feats
of femininity, a world-girding infrastructure project led
by donald trump called trump university 2 that is based
at the martin luther king jr memorial library in
washington dc and centers the project in an
entrepreneurial program of people with disabilities who
will start their own businesses advising companies on
their accessibility as it pertains to the giant
infrastructure project run by donald trump, from the
martin luther king library to anchor the maleness on the
planet so that it can balance out the femaleness which
will be and the other side of the world, high above the
new austrailian sea, in the air, JesusHChrist fucking all
of the hot chicks in the world, in order, at the same
time, forever, laughing and crying and making up funny
jokes to entertain his orgy mates, at the expense of
Donald Trumps cabinet, which will be made up of the
various characters on the half bakery, including whatever
positions you want figure it out yourselves, and maybe
some more stuff if I can get a little vacation here and do
some more good drugs that taste like oarnge and honey
and cocacola all mixed together. alriots,
A man, a plan, a brand = big bucks. [doctorremulac3, Dec 13 2016]
||Y'know... I've liked a lot of your ideas over the years, but, dude, you gotta let it go.
||I just sent this to the International Skateboarding
Federation, lets see what happens.
||wait, did i misunderstand the purpose of this website? i
thought this was a forum for anonymous free writing
inspired by drug trips. thats what your name says.
||Shades of [travbm] almost ... I think [fries] sums it up.
||Density fade 3D printed materials to build a human body
that will live forever.
||You can do it with clay and care and spit like the golem.
hold it gently for a long time and spit in it alot and let it
and then spit in it again and when you get the
totally even then start to density fade it by allowing you
hands to bring it to life. it happens through modeling your
hands in the clay exactly when its at an even consistency
and then you can nurture and coddle it to life and it will
love you and be you but if there is injustice will try to
||The golem stuff I found online seemed to miss that the
golem myths are instructions.
||Are you ok bro? In the past I've gotten drunk and posted
ideas here too so if that's the case no biggie, but I'm
concerned if you're not. And if you're doing drugs you're
engaging in self destructive behavior which would not be
good. This looks very drug induced.
||Your friends here at the HB want you to take care of
yourself. Well, I do anyway.
||If you're just trying to be goofy and having fun, then
||//Your friends here at the HB want you to take care of yourself. Well, I do anyway. //
||Yep, me too. Even me - which means things must be bad.
||However, in the meantime me and a couple of buddies have a sweepstake on what the actual problem is.
||Also sp.: duct tape (it's for taping ducts, not ducks, though I suppose it could be used for that too).
||Although in one of the greatest stories of
entrepreneurship ever, somebody got the idea to
trademark the name "Duck Tape" and sell duct tape
printed with various patterns for crafts. (see link)
||There's not a hardware store, crafts store or
general merchandise store that doesn't have a
whole rack of this stuff for sale. I'm assuming sales
are in the many millions a year. Living in a home
with a couple of arts and crafts enthusiasts, I've
probably spend a hundred bucks or more on this
||// me and a couple of buddies have a sweepstake on what the actual problem is. //
Bipolar (upside) 5/1
Bipolar (downside) 80/1
||It's a wonder isn't it, the mind. All those sets of neurons gating what is logical, gating what is illogical and the floods of chemicals that have an emotional say, all combining to one (or maybe more) stream of consciousness.